Jim Bissel is Satan

Thank you for coming to find the truth.  This site was created by a dedicated group of truth seekers trying to pinpoint and topple the evil of the world.  Recent research has led us to a shadowy figure who may or may not be involved in the lion’s share of the worlds evil.  Who is this figure you ask?  It is Jim Bissel.  You probably know Mr. Bissel from his work with the Infamous Now Crew, a rap collective from Flushing Queens, aka the non-Korean guys in Flushing. 

Recent discoveries accertained from ancient texts, blogs and other stuff have proven to us that Jim Bissel has been the leading cause of evil dating back to the year of our lord 2 AD.  Rapper Reggie Bird first acknowledged the power held by his group mate in this cryptic rhyme written in the mid 90s, but never released for fear that both he and his family would disappear:

There’s a demon I’ve been meaning to address, and he’s fresh/
But the lesson he teaches equals more of a confession/
James Hatchadee, why do you run the conspiracy?/
Conceal the real facts about the JFK assassins? We would/
Really like to know the truth about the Philadelphia Experiment/
Where’s the battleship? I’m wearing it/
Squaring it away has become quite a task, might I ask, Roznaflash:/
Who caused the Flight 800 crash?/
I stash secrets in my sequined briefcase and wait for the day that I can reveal the Alfonzo Jay file on what’s real at the Pentagon—what’s the deal?

Even more recent a blogger posting under the name of Timlaska listed a series of offenses he could loosely tie to Mr. Bissel:

Jim Bissel is Satan

We assume by visiting this site you are either one of Jim Bissel’s minions, Jim Bissel himself, or one of the many truth seekers like ourselves who wish only to stop this madman.

Godspeed good traveler, signing off from a remote location.

Truthteller 1

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2 Responses to “Jim Bissel is Satan”

  1. I hear he leaves his house every morning between 3-4am! That man is up to something!

  2. Sources say Jimbissel has high powered connections in China. Perhaps they are bankrolling his schemes… As one with access to the innerworkings of the Bissel, I will report my future findings here.

    God help us all.

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