New Bissel Photos Have Surfaced

An anonymous source has sent us new pictures of Jim Bissel in his underground layer rumored to be located under the South Pole.


Making calls to his illuminati soldiers, perhaps he is on the phone with Jay Z applauding Jay for making another album so dredfully boring that it will do nothing short of lower peoples expectations


Stretching after consuming the soul of an underling named Under Ling a 14 year old girl who worked in one of his many Chinatown sweatshops.


Working on his madmans plot of world domination, if you look carefully you can see the words Sarah Palin and Shrillzone right next to each other, thus confirming rumors that he was using the stepford tard to send us into an zombie-like rage

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One Response to “New Bissel Photos Have Surfaced”

  1. He’s too hideous to behold. I believe it was Bissel behind McCain’s ill fated pick of Palin as his running mate.

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