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New Bissel Photos Have Surfaced

Posted in The Light, The Truth with tags , , , on April 28, 2010 by timlaska

An anonymous source has sent us new pictures of Jim Bissel in his underground layer rumored to be located under the South Pole.


Making calls to his illuminati soldiers, perhaps he is on the phone with Jay Z applauding Jay for making another album so dredfully boring that it will do nothing short of lower peoples expectations


Stretching after consuming the soul of an underling named Under Ling a 14 year old girl who worked in one of his many Chinatown sweatshops.


Working on his madmans plot of world domination, if you look carefully you can see the words Sarah Palin and Shrillzone right next to each other, thus confirming rumors that he was using the stepford tard to send us into an zombie-like rage

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The Hi-Story of Jim Bissel

Posted in The Light, The Truth, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on April 27, 2010 by timlaska

I first learned of Jim Bissel when I was studying for my PhD in history from Dave William’s Backyard College in Huntsville, TN. It was during our Easter egg hunt for history where we would search for eggs that were decorated to represent certain times in history. I stumbled upon an egg that depicted the Knights Templar and the Crusade when I noticed a Knight who appeared to be wearing jean shorts over his chainmail and armor. Legend has it that the egg depicted the legendary and oft discussed Templar Leader James of the Bithle. It is said that during a raid into the holy land he found the arc of the covenent and used it to gain unlimited power and wealth.

When the Templars fell in the 1300’s King Phillip of France ordered numerous Templar leaders arrested, most wanted among them was James of the Bithle, but he was nowhere to be found. It was as if he vanished off the face of the earth. His disappearance was often sited as the reason for the onset of the Dark ages.

Midevil parents would frighten their children with tales of a dark knight named Bissowl who would travel the country side looking for naughty children to punish. There is truth to the origin of this tale, in that it is now known that James of the Bithle was said to have escaped King Phillip by hiding out in the closets of small children, he would then eat while they slept for sustanence.

It wasnt until the Enlightenment that there was another siting of Bissel. The great anti-clerical oratator James De Bess le who is best known for his influential work Thouest is Thou which is said to have inspired the Declaration of Independence. James De Bess le was considered a heritic by the Pope and was forced to flee Europe. After spending some time in Asia, legend tells that he found himself in a strange new land that eventually became known as the Americas.

Bissel next appears in Iroquois legend, in a tale about a white man with a magic box and long shorts made of an exotic fabric, which best translates into Denim. The stories of he who wears long shorts are still told today by the tribe elders

Eventually Bissel left the Natives to join up with the new European settlers but not before killing off the indiginous populations with Denim shorts filled with small pox.

While working iwth the new settlers, James Bisselsmith became close with all of the founding fathers and hipped them to his idea of a nation built under the guise of democracy and freedom but really was for gaining power for rich white men. Bisselsmith made all of the founding fathers masturbate into the arc of the covenent that he has managed to remain in possession of even today. This seed oath and the eventual forming of the United States as an illuminati front are part of Bissels master plan. Through out the years we have seen the reappearance of Jim Bissel under different alias including Adolf “Bissel” Hitler, Saddam “Biss-el” Hussain, Henry Kiss(el)inger, and most recently Dick “Bisselled” Cheney. But frightening new events lead us to believe that the end game is near as Jim Bissel has taken his original form. As the prophecy states he who walks with denim jorts walks among us, when hell and earth consumate. the end time is now my friends. prepare yourself and your families because there is nothing that can stop him.

Goings-on at the United SNAKES of AmeriCAN’T

Posted in The Truth with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2010 by reggiereggie

Here’s a little fact PRESIDENT O-BLAME-YA and the REPUBLICRATS in CON-GRESS won’t tell you: there is more crude oil bubbling beneath the supple crust of Mother Earth today than there has ever been. Oh that’s not what oil corpo-conglomo-medialets like WREXXON and (S)HELL will tell you. You won’t hear the truth from your fancy science makers at universities like HARM-VARD and FALE. They’ve got too much at stake, too many forces have aligned to trick American and worldwide SHEEPLE into thinking that oil is a precious, finite resource. And of course the entire thing is orchestrated by none other than Jim Bissel.

FACT: Crude oil comes from fossilized remains of prehistoric flora and fauna.

FACT: Recently, new species of dinosaurs have been found with more being found every day.


“Howdy! Fill ‘er up?”

FACT: There are over three-hundred and thirty different species of dinosaur cataloged by SLYENCE. Imagine a prehistoric era literally teeming with dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes, jammed together in a writhing knot just waiting to make gobs of that gooey, sticky oil we crave!

From these facts we can extrapolate that there were a lot more dinosaurs around in dinosaur times than dinosaur scientists first surmised. More dinosaurs = more oil. So today’s conservative estimates which predict some doomsday scenario wherein we will apparently have to battle Tina Turner in some sort of Thunderdome inside of the next twelve million years are based on old science, from a time before we knew there was a shitload of dinosaurs packed into every prehistoric nook and cranny like leathery, fanged sardines.

The question must be asked: WHO would be diabolical enough to manipulate so many disparate elements so as to have us believe that petroleum will be PESTOLEUM from the fabric of our great and ethically perfect society? WHO would benefit from it? WHO would be victimized by it? WHO, I ask you WHOM???

Jim Bissel is Satan

Posted in The Light, The Truth with tags , , , , , on April 6, 2010 by timlaska

Thank you for coming to find the truth.  This site was created by a dedicated group of truth seekers trying to pinpoint and topple the evil of the world.  Recent research has led us to a shadowy figure who may or may not be involved in the lion’s share of the worlds evil.  Who is this figure you ask?  It is Jim Bissel.  You probably know Mr. Bissel from his work with the Infamous Now Crew, a rap collective from Flushing Queens, aka the non-Korean guys in Flushing. 

Recent discoveries accertained from ancient texts, blogs and other stuff have proven to us that Jim Bissel has been the leading cause of evil dating back to the year of our lord 2 AD.  Rapper Reggie Bird first acknowledged the power held by his group mate in this cryptic rhyme written in the mid 90s, but never released for fear that both he and his family would disappear:

There’s a demon I’ve been meaning to address, and he’s fresh/
But the lesson he teaches equals more of a confession/
James Hatchadee, why do you run the conspiracy?/
Conceal the real facts about the JFK assassins? We would/
Really like to know the truth about the Philadelphia Experiment/
Where’s the battleship? I’m wearing it/
Squaring it away has become quite a task, might I ask, Roznaflash:/
Who caused the Flight 800 crash?/
I stash secrets in my sequined briefcase and wait for the day that I can reveal the Alfonzo Jay file on what’s real at the Pentagon—what’s the deal?

Even more recent a blogger posting under the name of Timlaska listed a series of offenses he could loosely tie to Mr. Bissel:

Jim Bissel is Satan

We assume by visiting this site you are either one of Jim Bissel’s minions, Jim Bissel himself, or one of the many truth seekers like ourselves who wish only to stop this madman.

Godspeed good traveler, signing off from a remote location.

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