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New Bissel Photos Have Surfaced

Posted in The Light, The Truth with tags , , , on April 28, 2010 by timlaska

An anonymous source has sent us new pictures of Jim Bissel in his underground layer rumored to be located under the South Pole.


Making calls to his illuminati soldiers, perhaps he is on the phone with Jay Z applauding Jay for making another album so dredfully boring that it will do nothing short of lower peoples expectations


Stretching after consuming the soul of an underling named Under Ling a 14 year old girl who worked in one of his many Chinatown sweatshops.


Working on his madmans plot of world domination, if you look carefully you can see the words Sarah Palin and Shrillzone right next to each other, thus confirming rumors that he was using the stepford tard to send us into an zombie-like rage

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The Hi-Story of Jim Bissel

Posted in The Light, The Truth, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on April 27, 2010 by timlaska

I first learned of Jim Bissel when I was studying for my PhD in history from Dave William’s Backyard College in Huntsville, TN. It was during our Easter egg hunt for history where we would search for eggs that were decorated to represent certain times in history. I stumbled upon an egg that depicted the Knights Templar and the Crusade when I noticed a Knight who appeared to be wearing jean shorts over his chainmail and armor. Legend has it that the egg depicted the legendary and oft discussed Templar Leader James of the Bithle. It is said that during a raid into the holy land he found the arc of the covenent and used it to gain unlimited power and wealth.

When the Templars fell in the 1300’s King Phillip of France ordered numerous Templar leaders arrested, most wanted among them was James of the Bithle, but he was nowhere to be found. It was as if he vanished off the face of the earth. His disappearance was often sited as the reason for the onset of the Dark ages.

Midevil parents would frighten their children with tales of a dark knight named Bissowl who would travel the country side looking for naughty children to punish. There is truth to the origin of this tale, in that it is now known that James of the Bithle was said to have escaped King Phillip by hiding out in the closets of small children, he would then eat while they slept for sustanence.

It wasnt until the Enlightenment that there was another siting of Bissel. The great anti-clerical oratator James De Bess le who is best known for his influential work Thouest is Thou which is said to have inspired the Declaration of Independence. James De Bess le was considered a heritic by the Pope and was forced to flee Europe. After spending some time in Asia, legend tells that he found himself in a strange new land that eventually became known as the Americas.

Bissel next appears in Iroquois legend, in a tale about a white man with a magic box and long shorts made of an exotic fabric, which best translates into Denim. The stories of he who wears long shorts are still told today by the tribe elders

Eventually Bissel left the Natives to join up with the new European settlers but not before killing off the indiginous populations with Denim shorts filled with small pox.

While working iwth the new settlers, James Bisselsmith became close with all of the founding fathers and hipped them to his idea of a nation built under the guise of democracy and freedom but really was for gaining power for rich white men. Bisselsmith made all of the founding fathers masturbate into the arc of the covenent that he has managed to remain in possession of even today. This seed oath and the eventual forming of the United States as an illuminati front are part of Bissels master plan. Through out the years we have seen the reappearance of Jim Bissel under different alias including Adolf “Bissel” Hitler, Saddam “Biss-el” Hussain, Henry Kiss(el)inger, and most recently Dick “Bisselled” Cheney. But frightening new events lead us to believe that the end game is near as Jim Bissel has taken his original form. As the prophecy states he who walks with denim jorts walks among us, when hell and earth consumate. the end time is now my friends. prepare yourself and your families because there is nothing that can stop him.