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New Bissel Photos Have Surfaced

Posted in The Light, The Truth with tags , , , on April 28, 2010 by timlaska

An anonymous source has sent us new pictures of Jim Bissel in his underground layer rumored to be located under the South Pole.


Making calls to his illuminati soldiers, perhaps he is on the phone with Jay Z applauding Jay for making another album so dredfully boring that it will do nothing short of lower peoples expectations


Stretching after consuming the soul of an underling named Under Ling a 14 year old girl who worked in one of his many Chinatown sweatshops.


Working on his madmans plot of world domination, if you look carefully you can see the words Sarah Palin and Shrillzone right next to each other, thus confirming rumors that he was using the stepford tard to send us into an zombie-like rage

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New Bissel Siting or Hoax?

Posted in The Light with tags , , , , , on April 7, 2010 by timlaska

Loyal supporter of the anti-Bissel forces and Myrtle Beach vacationer Melynda Wallace claims to have sited Jim Bissel recruiting teenagers to join his dark forces on the Myrtle Beach boardwalk. We can neither confirm or deny this allegation but she did provide us with the following grainy photo:

It is up to you to decide if it is legit. In the meantime, parents, please talk with your children about the very price of their souls and the dangers of men in jean shorts.