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New Bissel Siting or Hoax?

Posted in The Light with tags , , , , , on April 7, 2010 by timlaska

Loyal supporter of the anti-Bissel forces and Myrtle Beach vacationer Melynda Wallace claims to have sited Jim Bissel recruiting teenagers to join his dark forces on the Myrtle Beach boardwalk. We can neither confirm or deny this allegation but she did provide us with the following grainy photo:

It is up to you to decide if it is legit. In the meantime, parents, please talk with your children about the very price of their souls and the dangers of men in jean shorts.

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