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Goings-on at the United SNAKES of AmeriCAN’T

Posted in The Truth with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2010 by reggiereggie

Here’s a little fact PRESIDENT O-BLAME-YA and the REPUBLICRATS in CON-GRESS won’t tell you: there is more crude oil bubbling beneath the supple crust of Mother Earth today than there has ever been. Oh that’s not what oil corpo-conglomo-medialets like WREXXON and (S)HELL will tell you. You won’t hear the truth from your fancy science makers at universities like HARM-VARD and FALE. They’ve got too much at stake, too many forces have aligned to trick American and worldwide SHEEPLE into thinking that oil is a precious, finite resource. And of course the entire thing is orchestrated by none other than Jim Bissel.

FACT: Crude oil comes from fossilized remains of prehistoric flora and fauna.

FACT: Recently, new species of dinosaurs have been found with more being found every day.


“Howdy! Fill ‘er up?”

FACT: There are over three-hundred and thirty different species of dinosaur cataloged by SLYENCE. Imagine a prehistoric era literally teeming with dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes, jammed together in a writhing knot just waiting to make gobs of that gooey, sticky oil we crave!

From these facts we can extrapolate that there were a lot more dinosaurs around in dinosaur times than dinosaur scientists first surmised. More dinosaurs = more oil. So today’s conservative estimates which predict some doomsday scenario wherein we will apparently have to battle Tina Turner in some sort of Thunderdome inside of the next twelve million years are based on old science, from a time before we knew there was a shitload of dinosaurs packed into every prehistoric nook and cranny like leathery, fanged sardines.

The question must be asked: WHO would be diabolical enough to manipulate so many disparate elements so as to have us believe that petroleum will be PESTOLEUM from the fabric of our great and ethically perfect society? WHO would benefit from it? WHO would be victimized by it? WHO, I ask you WHOM???

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